heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

(via tbotofficial)

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via stuffertystuffstuff)

wearethemakersofmanners:

romeo, romeo, wherefort art thou in my garden, what the fuck, we got off at one party and I didn’t even tell you my name, I’m calling the police

(via stuffertystuffstuff)

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

image

(via tbotofficial)

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via friendlymoose)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via clit-squiggle)

biclopsdad:

DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED OVER YOUR EXISTENCE AND ALL THE LITTLE THINGS YOU DID JUST LIVING YOUR LIFE WOW

(Source: zachabee-deactivated654323, via clit-squiggle)

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

(Source: srsfunny, via clit-squiggle)

mostlytumbler:

You’ve angered the wrong fandom pal, we have gifs of Doctor Who looking cross and we’re not afraid to post them!

(via clit-squiggle)

gogoravenclaw:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

pant pants

(via whoistorule)

rubysommer:

What the hell LMFAO

rubysommer:

What the hell LMFAO

(Source: mustyballsack, via itamedgojira)

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: humorking, via misandry-queen)

chazkeats:

mood: mulder typing sadly on his computer.
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(via leias)

mulders:

date me so we can light candles and watch the x files in the dark

(via mulders)

clubfootandcameltoe:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

this really is the best gif.

I’m always going to reblog raccoon gifs 

clubfootandcameltoe:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

this really is the best gif.

I’m always going to reblog raccoon gifs 

(via cutthroat-bitch)