jewicidal:

these are the hottest pics of me in existence

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salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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Anonymous said: dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

Anonymous said: Hi I'm 5'11" and 15 and a goat what should I do

2000yr:

and a goat

Send a text or call on the phone?

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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deair:

so how do i relationship

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swiggityswackpaintitblack:

homestuckcrockpot:

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

why does this have more notes

i fucking

swiggityswackpaintitblack:

homestuckcrockpot:

funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

why does this have more notes

i fucking

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yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

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totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

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