There are innumerable Chandler quotes that describe my current situation, and that makes me feel better
So I added this guy on Facebook that I have a crush on. Turns out he has a girlfriend, who is pretty and tall and generally better than me, and he sent me a message basically calling me a stalker because I must have searched hard to find his name. I am so embarrassed and sad and just sat here drinking wine from the bottle because it hurts too much to go to the kitchen and get a glass. WHY.
Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because, you got everybody there. You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds…
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i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
(Source: lilbfan, via heyjohnimholme)